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The 404 error page from Christwire, retrieved 2009-05-23 14:00 EST

This is a good example of Poe's Law: is the text on this page serious, funny, or a mix? Who can tell?

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404 Error Page Not Found

Refresh to find the article you wanted, and if that doesn't work please keep praying for an hour and then check back.

Why do 404 error messages occur?

The 404 Error message was created by an unholy menagerie of vile atheists, Democrats, liberals and Godless Soviets in the Year of our Lord 1992. We're told through electronic pathogens and demonic incantation rituals, they managed to create ways to electronically limit the amount of lost souls and seekers of truth that 'web servers' could process in a given minute.

Though their machinations are evil and everlasting, through hope, prayer and clicking refresh you can eventually overcome these wicked limits during times when tens of thousands of people flock to ChristWire per hour to discover the works of True Christians.

During these trying times, feel free to also join some of our Moral Leaders and core Community Pillars at their respective edifices:


 * Pastor Jack Gould - Christian Coalition of America
 * Dr. Pat Heinkel - Answers in Genesis, Incredible Creatures that Defy Evolution
 * Joe P. Reagan - TownHall.com

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Mission

Dear friends, we are living in cruel days. Evil hours. Yes, these are certainly dark times and it’s time for the moral majority to once again step forward to bring freedom and liberty to the world.

Our culture was built on the guiding principles of conservatism and Christianity, from which all morality is born. As such American heritage was meant to be passed on from generation to generation, ensuring that our principles... our values... were never compromised.

But alas, the Left Wing Conspiracy and Liberal Agenda is spreading like a plague not only through our fine society, but through lesser cultures as well. Their sinful antics and attempt to pass off their wanton carnal desires into mainstream culture is destroying society and mankind.

That’s where we come in. Together, in this community, you and your Moral Leaders will combat the evil liberals of this world and once again ensure that a bit of freedom and righteousness once again permeates every country, and let those who don’t abide by our teachings know the eternal pit of hellfire shall be awaiting!

Sincerely,


 * Jack Gould
 * Youth Pastor/Motivational Speaker
 * Langley CC

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