2001-09-26 We Must Retaliate

2001-09-26 \9-11\satire\mainstream media The Onion http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34153 We Must Retaliate: Blind Rage or Measured, Focused Rage? a satire of the mainstream media push for retaliation in response to 9/11 Two opinions: It is clear to me, as it should be to all Americans, what our nation must do: Retaliate with blind, violent rage, striking back with a fury and vengeance the likes of which modern man has never seen. ...versus... Rather than be blinded by our collective anger, we must keep a cool head and, after careful consideration of the many complex social and geopolitical factors at work here, annihilate the pieces of shit who did this with measured, focused rage. Satire, sounding as usual an awful lot like real life.   