2008-07-06 Student Holds Eucharist Hostage

• Date: 2008-07-06
• Source: Creative Minority Report
• Author: Patrick Archbold
• Topics: 2008 sacred wafer scandal Webster Cook
• URL: http://www.creativeminorityreport.com/2008/07/student-holds-eucharist-hostage.html
• Title: Student Holds Eucharist Hostage
• Summary: “Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk.”

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Webster Cook is a student at the University of Central Florida. He is also a top notch jerk.

Last week Cook attended a campus mass. At that mass, he attempted skulk back to his pew with a consecrated host. The extraordinary minister saw what he was doing and blocked his path until he put into his mouth. However, when he got back to his pew he removed the host. A lady from the Church saw what he done and attempted to get the host back from him by trying to pry his hand open. Cook now claims he is a victim.

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